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YEEHAW Mushroom Infused Chocolate Bar
YeeHaw
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Nootropic Mushroom Chocolate Bar
4G SCORED BAR • 8-COMPOUND NOOTROPIC STACK • ZERO PSILOCYBIN • KOI MANUFACTURED
- ✦8 Synergistic Compounds — Cordyceps for energy, Kanna for mood, Kava for balance, L-Theanine for calm focus, Mucuna for dopamine support, Citicoline, Theobromine, and Piperine working together
- ✦Precision-Scored Dosing — Gourmet Belgian-style bar scored into squares for micro-dosing control, from 1 square for beginners to 2-3 for experienced users
- ✦Daytime Functional Formula — Designed for feel-good focus, creative flow, and mood elevation with 45-60 minute onset lasting 4-6 hours without overwhelming effects
- ✦KOI Manufacturing Quality — Produced by industry-leading KOI with rigorous quality control, premium ingredient sourcing, and third-party lab testing on every batch
- ✦Gourmet Chocolate Experience — Rich chocolate flavor completely masks functional ingredients with no earthy mushroom taste whatsoever
Gourmet Flavors
Strawberry Milk
Milk Chocolate
Sample Flight (All 3)
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YeeHaw
YEEHAW Mushroom Infused Chocolate Bar
YeeHaw Mushroom Infused Chocolate Bar 4g
✓ Premium Nootropic Blend ✓ Lab-Tested Purity ✓ Scored for Custom Dosing ✓ 21+ Only
Experience the perfect fusion of gourmet chocolate and premium functional mushroom extracts with YeeHaw's innovative chocolate bar. This euphoric nootropic blend combines traditional mushrooms with cutting-edge compounds to deliver feel-good focus, enhanced creativity, and mood-lifting daytime vibes in a deliciously crafted chocolate experience.
What Makes YeeHaw Chocolate Bars Unique
- Powerhouse Nootropic Blend - Expertly crafted combination of Cordyceps, Kanna, Kava, and premium cognitive enhancers for sustained mental clarity
- Zero Psilocybin Formula - Clean, functional blend designed for daytime use without overwhelming effects
- Precision Scored Design - Each 4g bar is perfectly scored for customizable micro-dosing and gradual experience building
- Gourmet Flavor Profiles - Available in Milk Chocolate, Cookies & Cream, and Strawberry Milk varieties
- KOI Quality Standards - Manufactured by trusted KOI with rigorous quality control and third-party lab testing
Key Benefits
- Enhanced Mental Clarity - Users report improved focus and cognitive function without jitters or crashes
- Creative Flow States - May support enhanced creativity and problem-solving abilities during work or artistic pursuits
- Elevated Mood - Designed to deliver mood-lifting effects and positive energy throughout the day
- Social Enhancement - Users report feeling more confident and socially engaged in group settings
- Sustained Energy - Natural energy boost without the crash associated with caffeine-based stimulants
- Stress Relief - Kava and L-theanine components may support relaxation and stress management
Dosage Guidelines
Start Low, Go Slow - Effects may take 45-60 minutes to fully manifest
- Microdose (New Users) - Start with 1 square, wait 60 minutes before considering more. Ideal for beginners or those seeking subtle cognitive enhancement
- Standard Experience - 1-2 squares for moderate effects including enhanced focus, creativity, and mood elevation
- Enhanced Experience (Experienced Users) - 2-3 squares for those familiar with functional mushroom blends seeking stronger cognitive and mood benefits
Onset: 30-60 minutes | Duration: 4-6 hours | Peak: 1-2 hours after onset
Best enjoyed: In a comfortable, chill setting. Avoid driving or operating machinery.
Why Trust YeeHaw
- Third-Party Lab Tested - Every batch tested for purity, potency, and safety by independent laboratories
- KOI Manufacturing Excellence - Produced by industry-leading KOI with years of extraction and formulation expertise
- Premium Ingredient Sourcing - High-quality Cordyceps, Kanna, Kava, and nootropic compounds from trusted suppliers
- Transparent Formulation - Full ingredient disclosure with no hidden compounds or synthetic additives
- Consistent Dosing - Precise scoring ensures reliable, repeatable experiences with every piece
- Innovative Research - Cutting-edge blend combining traditional mushrooms with modern nootropic science
Why Shop With Us
- Fast Shipping - Next Day Shipping available for quick delivery
- Direct Manufacturer Relationships - Sourced directly from YeeHaw/KOI for freshness and authenticity
- 100% Authentic Products - Guaranteed genuine YeeHaw products, never counterfeits
- Vetted Quality Standards - We only partner with companies that provide proper lab testing and quality assurance
- Expert Customer Support - Knowledgeable team available via our contact page for product questions
Customer Reviews
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"Perfect for daytime focus without any jitters. The milk chocolate flavor is amazing and the effects are smooth and clean."
- Sarah K.
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"Love how I can control my dose with the scored squares. Great for creative sessions and the euphoric feeling lasts for hours."
- Marcus T.
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"Been buying these monthly - much better than other mushroom chocolates I've tried. Consistent quality and the Cookies & Cream is incredible."
- Jennifer L.
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"Perfect for daytime focus without any jitters. The milk chocolate flavor is amazing and the effects are smooth and clean."
- Sarah K.
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"Love how I can control my dose with the scored squares. Great for creative sessions and the euphoric feeling lasts for hours."
- Marcus T.
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"Been buying these monthly - much better than other mushroom chocolates I've tried. Consistent quality and the Cookies & Cream is incredible."
- Jennifer L.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's in the YeeHaw mushroom blend and how is it different from other mushroom products?
The YeeHaw chocolate bar contains a unique nootropic blend featuring Cordyceps mushroom, Kanna, Kava, L-theanine, Mucuna, Citicoline, Theobromine, and Piperine. This is specifically a functional/nootropic blend with no psilocybin compounds, designed for daytime cognitive enhancement rather than intense transformative experiences. The combination provides sustained focus, creativity, and mood elevation without overwhelming effects.
How strong are these chocolate bars and what should I expect?
YeeHaw 4g bars are designed for controlled, functional experiences focused on mental clarity, creativity, and mood enhancement. Effects typically begin within 45-60 minutes and include improved focus, positive energy, and enhanced social confidence. Start with one scored square and wait before taking more - the effects are designed to be more manageable than traditional strength mushroom products.
What flavors are available and how do they taste?
YeeHaw offers three delicious varieties: Milk Chocolate (classic smooth chocolate), Cookies & Cream (rich chocolate with cookie pieces), and Strawberry Milk (sweet strawberry milkshake flavor). Each bar is crafted to mask any earthy mushroom taste while delivering the full benefits of the nootropic blend.
How should I dose these chocolate bars safely?
Always start with one scored square and wait 45-60 minutes before considering more. New users should begin in a comfortable, relaxed setting. The scored design allows for precise micro-dosing - you can gradually increase your dose over multiple sessions as you learn your personal tolerance. Never drive or operate machinery after consumption.
Are there other mushroom product options if I want something different?
Absolutely! If you prefer different formats, check out our MK Magic Kingdom Mushroom Gummies for a fruity alternative, or explore Exodus Mushy Vapes for a portable vaping experience. You can browse our complete Functional Mushrooms collection to compare all available options.
Is this product safe and who can use it?
YeeHaw chocolate bars are intended for responsible adults 21+ only. The product contains no psilocybin and is formulated as a functional nootropic blend. However, it can still produce mood and cognitive effects, so avoid driving, operating machinery, or important tasks. Not recommended for pregnant or breastfeeding women, or those taking medication without consulting a doctor first.
Why should I choose YeeHaw over other mushroom chocolate brands?
YeeHaw bars are manufactured by KOI, a trusted name in the industry with rigorous quality standards. Each batch is third-party lab tested, the bars are precision-scored for accurate dosing, and the blend is specifically formulated for functional daytime use rather than overwhelming experiences. The gourmet chocolate quality and transparent ingredient list set YeeHaw apart from other brands.
How long do the effects last and when will I feel them?
Effects typically begin within 45-60 minutes of consumption, peak around 1-2 hours, and can last 4-6 hours total. The experience is designed to be smooth and manageable - you'll likely notice enhanced focus, creativity, and positive mood rather than intense visual or perceptual changes. Always allow the full onset time before taking additional squares.
Ingredients
Premium Nootropic Blend Components:
- Cordyceps - Functional mushroom traditionally used for energy and endurance support
- Kanna (Sceletium tortuosum) - South African succulent known for mood-enhancing properties
- Kava - Pacific island root traditionally used for relaxation and social confidence
- L-theanine - Amino acid that promotes calm focus and mental clarity
- Mucuna - Natural source of L-DOPA, supports mood and cognitive function
- Citicoline - Premium nootropic compound that supports brain health and focus
- Theobromine - Natural compound from cacao that provides gentle energy
- Piperine - Black pepper extract that enhances nutrient absorption
Chocolate base ingredients include premium cocoa, sugar, milk solids, and natural flavoring. Contains no psilocybin or banned substances.
All YeeHaw products are third-party lab tested for purity and potency.
View Certificate of Analysis (COA)Warning - Adult Use Only (21+): This product is intended for responsible adult use only. You must be 21 years of age or older to purchase and use this product. Keep out of reach of children and minors.
Do Not Operate Vehicles or Machinery: Do not drive, operate heavy machinery, or engage in activities requiring full attention or coordination after using this product. Effects may impair judgment, reaction time, and motor skills.
Possible Side Effects: Some users may experience nausea, dizziness, changes in perception, anxiety, or discomfort. If you experience any adverse effects, discontinue use immediately and seek medical attention if necessary.
Start Low, Go Slow: If you are new to mushroom extract products, begin with the lowest suggested dose and wait at least 60 minutes before considering more. Individual tolerance varies and effects are dose-dependent.
Assumption of Risk: By purchasing and using this product, you acknowledge that you are doing so at your own risk. You understand that mushroom extract products can produce strong effects including changes in mood, perception, and cognition. You accept full responsibility for your experience.
Limitation of Liability: The seller, manufacturer, and distributor of this product shall not be held liable for any adverse effects, injuries, damages, or consequences resulting from the use or misuse of this product. Use responsibly and in accordance with all applicable laws.
Legal Compliance: It is your responsibility to ensure that the purchase, possession, and use of this product complies with all local, state, and federal laws in your jurisdiction. This product is not intended for use where prohibited by law.
Do not use if pregnant, breastfeeding, or taking medication. Consult a physician before use if you have any medical conditions.
FDA Disclaimer: These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
- Product Type:
- Premium Functional Mushroom Chocolate Bar
- Mushroom Species:
- Multi-Species Blend - Cordyceps militaris with Kanna and Kava
- Extract Type:
- Functional Nootropic Blend - Zero Psilocybin Formula
- Brand:
- YeeHaw
- Potency:
- 4g Total Weight - Precision Scored for Custom Dosing
- Certifications:
- Third-Party Lab Tested, Certificate of Analysis Available, Manufactured by KOI with Rigorous Quality Control Standards, Zero Psilocybin Verified
- Key Compounds:
- Cordyceps for Energy - Kanna for Mood - Kava for Balance
- Form:
- Scored Chocolate Bar - Gourmet Belgian Style
- Suitable For:
- Adults 21+ seeking daytime cognitive enhancement, mental clarity, creative flow, mood elevation, and social confidence without overwhelming effects
- Flavor:
- 3 Gourmet Options - Milk Chocolate Classic Smooth, Cookies and Cream Rich with Cookie Pieces, Strawberry Milk Sweet Milkshake, Plus Sample Flight All 3
- Serving Count:
- Multiple Servings Per Bar - Scored for Micro-Dosing
- Key Ingredients:
- Cordyceps Militaris, Kanna, Kava, L-Theanine, Mucuna, Citicoline, Theobromine, Piperine, Premium Cocoa, Milk Solids, Natural Flavoring
- Country of Origin:
- USA
- Dietary Info:
- Contains Milk Solids, Premium Cocoa Base, Natural Flavoring, Not Vegan Due to Dairy Content in Chocolate Base
- Optimal Use Time:
- Daytime functional use, effects onset 45-60 minutes, peak 1-2 hours, duration 4-6 hours total, best enjoyed in comfortable relaxed setting
- Absorption Type:
- Oral Edible Format with 45-60 Minute Onset via Digestive Absorption, Sustained Release Profile for Extended Duration Compared to Vaping
- Storage Instructions:
- Store in cool dry place away from direct sunlight and heat, keep out of reach of children and pets, reseal packaging after each use
- Allergen Info:
- Contains Milk and Milk Solids, May Contain Traces of Soy, Tree Nuts, or Peanuts from Manufacturing Facility, Review Full Ingredient List if Allergic
- Scent:
- Rich Chocolate Aroma with No Earthy Mushroom Smell, Gourmet Belgian Style Chocolate Quality Masks Functional Ingredients
- Texture:
- Smooth Creamy Chocolate with Precision Scored Squares for Easy Breaking, Cookies and Cream Variant Includes Crunchy Cookie Pieces Throughout
- Sustainability:
- Manufactured by KOI Using Quality Ingredient Sourcing Standards, Precision Dosing Design Reduces Product Waste via Controlled Consumption
- Manufacturing Method:
- Manufactured by Industry-Leading KOI with Years of Extraction and Formulation Expertise, Rigorous Quality Control and Batch Testing Standards
- Clinical Studies:
- Cordyceps traditionally used for energy and endurance, Kanna for mood support, Kava for relaxation and social confidence, L-Theanine for calm focus
- Synergistic Ingredients:
- Multi-compound blend combines Cordyceps energy with Kanna mood lift plus Kava balance, L-Theanine calm, Mucuna dopamine support, Citicoline brain health
